I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I think he's only dating me for my ass...
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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