I think I died a long time ago.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I just sucked dick on a ferry
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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