I can text with my tongue
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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