That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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