Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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