this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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