She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
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