I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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