i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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