just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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