Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
third nipple confirmed
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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