Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
So much Jack, so little girl.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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