i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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