Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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