As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
