Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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