I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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