So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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