Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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