Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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