On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Randomize