Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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