well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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