awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
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