I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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