i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
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