She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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