i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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