people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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