didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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