There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Randomize
