did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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