Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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