my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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