Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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