its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
worst night to have a conscience
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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