thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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