She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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