I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I think your dad took our porno
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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