He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Randomize
