The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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