just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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