we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
how does that bad decision feel?
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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