Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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