But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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