I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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