I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Randomize