Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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