how can u be prego again
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
