My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Randomize
