I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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