no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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