My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I have already put on my inside pants.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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